Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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SAM FOX who donated 50,000 Dollars to John O'Neill and his Swift Boat Veterans for Truth during the 2004 Presidential Campaign was about to collect his reward when -- oooops

O'Neill and his crew are credited with smearing John Kerry in the 2004 presidential campaign and getting President BUSH re - elected. As a reward Fox was promised the Ambassador to Belgium job by the grateful President.

Now however, with Democrats controlling the House and Senate and Salivating at the Opportunity to pounce on one of these slime balls President Bush has quietly withdrawn the nomination.

President Bush said: "I had nothing to do with the swift boaters. That's why I'm not giving him the Ambassadorship I didn't promise him."

Fox replied: "We were only kidding about Kerry shooting himself in the foot. Maybe he missed -- and then got shot"

Bush explained: "You see Sam loves Freedom and uh --- that's why he's staying here. To bask in it you see --and uh"

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