Washington DC - (Disaster Press): Prescient AC/DC sources had been predicting it weeks ago. And yesterday Senator Barack Obama proved them right, blackballing the annual broadcasters' wankfest that indulges the world's top warmongering psycho as a lovable wag for one headline grabbing night.
This prompted one media insider at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association dinner to speculate about the wording on Obama's invitation: 7pm for 7.30pm, Black Tie, No Blacks?
No actual racism was detected at last night's event. But George Bush's taunt of "Not enough press" mocking the Senator's no-show could prove pivotal.
"I guess Obama's saving up the last laugh for the day cameras show Bush being given that lethal injection," the source observed.