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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Untainted by last night's broadcasters' wankfest

Washington DC - (Disaster Press): Prescient AC/DC sources had been predicting it weeks ago. And yesterday Senator Barack Obama proved them right, blackballing the annual broadcasters' wankfest that indulges the world's top warmongering psycho as a lovable wag for one headline grabbing night.

This prompted one media insider at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association dinner to speculate about the wording on Obama's invitation: 7pm for 7.30pm, Black Tie, No Blacks?

No actual racism was detected at last night's event. But George Bush's taunt of "Not enough press" mocking the Senator's no-show could prove pivotal.

"I guess Obama's saving up the last laugh for the day cameras show Bush being given that lethal injection," the source observed.

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