When Democratic National Committee members heard that Republican Presidential Hopeful John McCain had hired some of the most vicious political adsmen in the attackbiz, they got their own adhitmen.
Pictures of McCain with his characteristic protruding cheeks have been showing up all over America from the internet to consruction site wooden walls. The caption beneath these McCain images declare boldly: "Would You Vote For A Person Suffering From Fatal Hamstercheek?"
The TV and YouTube versions have a clinical expert explaining that fhcs, Fatal Hamster Cheek Syndrome, is a rare, terminal illness that would prevent even the healthy-est individual from serving as President of the Most Powerful Country In the World! Symptoms of the fatal malady are a irresistable attraction to bus rides and the inability to change one's mind even when thousands are dying because of your belief.