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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Pulling Out even of Parking Spaces -The sin of Onan

The American people are mystified by the Republican refusal to cooperate with a US troop withdrawal from the Massacre in Iraq. The midterm elections demonstrated to most political observers that the people of the US want to rescue their boys and girls from the misbegotten moonshine Bush and his neo-con oiladdicts have been guzzling!

Experts from practically every field of study have been probing this enigmatic development.

Sexperts from sex advice internet column Parafernalia4Your Genitalia. cum think that it is the Republican adversion to coitus interruptus that is stopping them from the pull-out. Conservatives have been taught that the sin of Onan is condemned most extremely by God. Alex Comfort viii: "These inflexible traditionalist have trouble pulling out of a parking space nevermind a vagina or a war!"

Demographer Demog Rafer sees it as a population issue: There are so few Republicans in the Armed Forces that the continual loss of US soldiers in Iraq is a boon for the Republican chances in the next election. Rafer: "If they kill enough Democrats, it's all good for Republican chances to retake the government!"

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