Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez has been sent to hell by the Senate sub-committee that recently exiled Bush's brain, Karl Rove to this same outer darkness.
Satan, King of the Underworld objected to the whole proceeding: "Wait just one eternal, infernal momentito, Alberto!"
Lucifer himself was also heard to confront the latest Bush appointee to go to Hell, "You approved cruel methods of torture and nobody did squat. Torture I can deak with! I've got a whole ring set aside for those cruel bastards. But they send you to me for firing a bunch of overpriced lawyers and a few white lies?! What in the competition's name am I supposed to do with that! It's not even worth Purgatory and the Catholics got rid of Limbo which i always thought was stupid anyway (What? The Competition didn't know what to do with an innocent unbaptized newborn baby. I'd a told IT what to do. . . give to me, they're better than veal!"
Satan, verbose as only evil can be, ranted on: "So now I'm stuck with Rove and Gonzo. Well, they will just have to wait. We are constructing a Republuican room for this whole Bunch. Their punishment? Live with Bush as President for all eternity in an 8' x 10' room! HAHAHA!"