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Friday, 23 March 2007

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Ex-KGB mole wedged up his ass over ten years ago

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): White House spokesman Tony Snow has said he is taking some sick leave to have a mole removed from his ass.

The mole, believed to be a former KGB operative, became embedded over ten years ago and has stubbornly remained ever since.

The move comes amid claims of a rift with one of General Colon Bowel's colonic irrigation masseurs, who may have had a hand in putting a squeeze on the pesky problem.

There have also been stories of worrying links to Mark Foley's intern pals ever since Snow was seen last year dining intimately a deux with Yale scholarship boy Euan Blair, son of the UK Prime Monster.

Snow will be replaced by a variety of holographic projections of famous previous White House press corpse spokesmen with voice-overs provided by actors who formerly worked on the blockbuster cartoon Southpark.

Anne Coulter failed the audition.

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