Written by Egg Man
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Friday, 23 March 2007

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Bush has his finger on the pulse

The astonishing news of a UFO landing on American soil has been confirmed by President George Bush.

He told a small invited audience "I have to err, we have comfort, I mean we have conformation of an unidentified frying, errm, I mean flying object landing in the Grand Canyon"

A cover up devised by the Presidents right hand man has failed to fool the usually gullible American public, it was reported that a "new" building called The Grand Canyon Skywalk had suddenly appeared on the top of a ledge so as visitors could walk out onto in order to view natures wonder.

What appears to be the walkway is in fact the rear end of a flying saucer; it hit the side of the canyon with such force that it embedded it's self into the cliff face.

"It is believed to have been un aliened, the American public need live in no fart, errrm I mean fear"

The President went on to say he thought a cover up was the best option after hearing that a UFO had landed.

"After all, a cover up is what I'm goon at, errm I mean good at, I had intended to send in the trops, err I mean troops, I'm good at that also" laughed the President,

One of the first people to see the UFO (Mr Luke Skywalker) told our roving UFO reporter, "A strange looking being crawled out of the craft waving a white flag, he asked me to take him to our leader, after I explained that George Bush was our leader he leapt off the cliff edge along with all his fellow alien friends".

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