Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Karl Rove

Friday, 23 March 2007

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The Lord lurvs Rogue

Washington DC - (Rioters): President Bush has said Karl Rogue shouldn't testify under oath before a Senate committee because he is doing God's work.

"If they issue subpoenas, the Lord will give Karl holy sanctuary in the White House Chapel. That's consecrated ground with immunity from arrest.

"Besides, testimony under oath is for hardened criminals. Not for officials firing public prosecutors.

"Ya think Karl would lie if he's working for the President?"

But confidence in Bush's mouthpiece has hit rock-bottom.

The top Republican on the Senate panel Pennsylvania Senator Phil Spector is currently on Murder 1 charges in a California court house charged with killing a B movie actress.

His victim, Lana Clarkson, was once a material witness who told a Supreme Court jury that Bush's Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was no harmless Mexican lawyer "but a Cuban-born KBG spy master and Osama's sleeping partner."

Rev Pat Robertson is 73.

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