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Thursday, 22 March 2007

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Cheney still X'ed off the list of bloodless beings!

Medical experts were shocked to find that Vice Dick Cheney had actual blood flowing through his veins!

"When you study the jaded history of this warmonger most experts would guess that human blood had not flowed in these veins for a really long time", commented Hematologist Hemo Tolo-Gyst, "His involvement in war after war and war profiteering after war profiteering would lead one to believe that only ice water could run in these veins!"

Cheney's blood clots though life-threatening do conclusively indicate that some warm human blood does flow in this man's circulatory system. Dr Savin Dalife-Ofgenocide reported that life-threatening clots are a clear indication that Cheney is still a warm-blooded creature.Most of us medical experts thought by this time we would find that a murderous SOB like this would have become a vampire or worse. But sure enough it still has human blood ...!"

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