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Wednesday, 21 March 2007

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Schwarzenegger: "That girly-man Limbaugh couldn't even keep his wife."

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no Ronald Reagan.

"Where would this muscle-bound foreigner with a German accent, you know, like Hitler, be if not for his second rate movie career?" Limbaugh continued.

"Second rate? Has he gone back on his meds?" queried Schwarzenegger. "My movies have made millions of dollars, billions! I've been nominated for numerous Razzies, and even won a lifetime achievement Razzie, for my body of work. And what's he ever done, a little radio program and a failed television show? Pffft," said the Governator, dismissively.

"Little!" exclaimed an astonished Limbaugh. "I've got more than 13 million listeners every week. I've been on the air nationally since 1988. That's more than 1,000 weeks which means that I've had over 13 billion people listening to me."

"The total population of the Earth isn't more than 8 or 9 billion, so obviously a lot of those people were off planet and just as irrelevant as Limbaugh is," retorted a somewhat confused Ahnold. "Besides, he got his start in California, and you know how nutty those people are. After all, look who they elected Governor."

Watch for more in the battle of witless between these mental midgets.

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