Written by Lorenzo Lee
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Topics: North Korea, Korea

Friday, 9 January 2004

The United States went on full invasion mode and invaded North Korea "just for a minute" yesterday evening. Apparently the invasion order was rescinded by President Bush, who mistook his invasion order keypad for his Sony Playstation.

The 82nd Airborne first landed their paratroopers on the shores of North Korea before the full blast of the U.S. Armed Forces tore down the defenses of North Korea.

After killing more than 10,000 North Korean troops in 30 seconds, the Armed Forces immediately began their withdrawal.

"I'm damn sorry for what happened," Bush announced last night. "It won't happen again."

North Korea accepted the full apologies of President Bush, saying that "10,000 troops are really nothing. Besides, at least the U.S. was so benevolent in giving us a chance to test our defenses."

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