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Tuesday, 20 March 2007

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So many disturbed by Tom Brokaw

Mesa, Arizona - (ReUterus & Ass Press): A hard core porn channel worker who interrupted his station's broadcast last week with a ten minute clip of a wholesome family health show featuring Tom Brokaw has been fired by the cable company and faces imminent legal action.

The move comes after paying subscribers jammed the station's switchboards protesting that the March 12 interruption had caused untold damage and was an intolerable intrusion to their usual Monday night viewing.

Instead of grossly depraved sex acts featuring the most lurid close-up details subscribers to the F**k You! channel were subjected to the cruelty of a relentlessly barbaric diatribe on the relative merits of colonic irrigation therapies versus wholegrain dietary supplements for the over-60s.

Over two hundred men who lost their erections due to seeing Tom Brokaw lecturing them on 'some crap or other' have filed for compensation from the unwarranted interruption.

A number are threatening to sue for subsequent medical treatment associated with coitus interruptus-like syndrome that may have permanently scarred them physically, mentally and psychologically.

The channel worker who has admitted causing the prank intrusion has gone into hiding after a number of F**k You! subscribers posted his picture on the internet and offered a substantial reward for information leading to proof of his whereabouts.

More than $50,000 has been promised to nail the wag.

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