Written by Shaun Hittle
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Topics: George W. Bush, Iraq

Tuesday, 20 March 2007

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Washington, DC- President Bush continues to strengthen his rhetoric regarding the US's resolve in fighting the War on terror and his commitment to seeing things through in Iraq.

An inspired President Bush snapped at reporters over the weekend, stating, "We will not pack our bags and go home. That's not in our country's heart, and certainly not the way I handle things." Bush was speaking to reporters moments after staffers gathered his luggage for an extended trip to his Crawford, Texas home.

Bush aides confirm that the president will be heading to Texas for some R and R, after a very tough political month. The president spoke to reporters of needing some time with his family at home, where he hopes to regroup his views for the direction of the country.

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