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Tuesday, 20 March 2007

image for Hillary to post more anti-Hillary videos following YouTube smash hit
Teenage love-pact with Karl Rove

Washington - (ReUterus & Ass press): Hillary Clinton's White House 2008 campaign manager is said to be delighted and thrilled at the news that Big Brother video posted on the YouBoob site has scored over one million hits.

The New York senator's ratings have had a surge on the publicity that casts her as a sinister control freak spawned by a wingnut conspiracy.

"We've a couple great follow ups which we intend adding," said her aide. "The one claiming her teenage love-pact with Karl Rove is sure-fire. The illegitimate baby with Phil Spector is red hot. And her tacit adoption of the Chelsea lookalike daughter of Bob Geldof is pure dynamite."

But DC political pundits are not united in their optimism and some are warning Hillary not to seek the Britney and Anna Nicole slot of mindless publicity.

"Sure she could shave off her extensions, or enter rehab. But no screwing around with Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband or Virgie Arthur will bury her. And not just in Texas."

Hillary is 69.

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