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Monday, 19 March 2007

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Miss Bong4 2007 says:"I'll smoke to that!".

Students who displayed a Bong4Jesus banner during the Olympic torch relay from their high school window were denied the right of free speech by their principal. Now Pat Robertson and an array of Christian conservative groups are filing friend of the court briefs to support the students vs the school administration.

700 Club star and frequent total embarrassment Pat Robertson, explained that as long as our lord and savior was named on the banner, it was religiously protected speech: "The govamint gots no right to stop us for givin honor and glory to the Redeemer, even if somebody named Bong4 is also mentioned!"

The Bob Marly and Cheech and Chong fan clubs have joined the Christian Broadcasting Network in support of the students: "Yo, dudes, whoever this Jesus cat is, it's fine with us as long as Bong, our Lord and Savior, is in the message. . . Like MacLuhan said: 'the marijuana is the massage'.

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