St Louis - (Ass Press): They're tiny, they're cute-looking and they're pulling in the punters. Yes, the world's smallest whores have turned their natural talents to charity fundraising and are on a roll touring the US states coast to coast.
The Thumbelinas have been called a lot of names including circus sideshow one-trick ponies. But they resist that publicity and gamely do what they've always done best: solicit money by looking pettable.
No one is sure exactly how much cash these fillies have pulled in but business is brisk. Hardly a day goes by without the tills groaning with the weight of their takings.
When the working day is done they huddle up together and plan their strategy for the next smitten fools.
A charity that began at home is one that can't fail. And an interview on the Anne Coulter show this week could seal their fate.
So please give generously.