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Saturday, 17 March 2007

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George gestures in frustration as he asks Laura:"What more do you want?!"

The white glove test has always been the lady of the house's way to check on the dusting. The First Lady of the White House appears to be no different! After examining the furniture throughout the Presidential Palace, Laura found George's dusting to be unacceptable.

George's performance of his chores had already sunk to a new all time low rating. With the latest poor evaluation, Bush may be the worst duster in US Presidential history.

Presidential Historian of Chores, Doris Merrymaid, author of The First Men and their Chores gave TheSpoof.com a summary of some anecdotes from her best-seller: "Lincoln loved to do dishes, I know you'd never expect it but between fighting the war and freeing slaves the man lived for soapy bubbles and steel wool! Nixon did almost all of the plumbing and Kennedy and Clinton both loved to have their pipes cleaned.

W on the other hand seems to not have had his pipes cleaned for years and his dusting is way below standard. The man would live in a pig sty if it weren't for Laura and her white glove. In fact Laura confided that she actually met George while viviting a pigsty!

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