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Saturday, 17 March 2007

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Washington DC - This week General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, in keeping line with his commander-in-chief has offended as many people as one person could in the shortest amount of time. General Pace called lesbian, gay and bisexual service members 'immoral' flaunted his support for the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy on lesbian, gay and bisexual service members. We interviewed people walking on Broadway in New York City to get the pulse on the street.

Jack, 56 from Brooklyn: "I think it is wrong for a baby killer to talk about morality of others; sexual choice isn't a moral issue, a least between consenting adults."

Ben, 19 from New Jersey: "The General is entitled to his opinion, even it he is unfit to wear the uniform, even if he is a no good scum bag."

George, 33 from Throggs Neck: "I agree with the General, I wouldn't want to serve with no fags. Them faggots are going to hell anyway, why would they choose to go there sooner by going to war. God will teach them all; the rapture is coming sooner than you think.

Angela, 25 from Manhattan: It is wrong for the General to cast aspersions at the soldiers who are putting their lives on the line every day. General Pace is symbolic of what is wrong with many of those that hold leadership positions, and aren't leadership material. He should be more concerned with the harassment and rape of America female soldiers by American male soldiers."

Tommy, 29 from Goshen NY: General Pace is a disgrace to the service. The sacrifice and dedication of those of alternative sexual preferences bears no association with negative performance. Of course there have been hideous crimes committed by so called 'straight' soldiers against other soldiers.

Noah, 19 from Long Island: "The Lord works through General Pace, and the general is just saying the word of the Lord."

Sister Mary Slag, 88 from the Convent of Our Lady of 161st Street: "In my humble opinion, I think that although Peter Pace sounds like some kind of reverent or religious man, I would have to say he may be one the biggest assholes to open his mouth in recent times. Oh I take that back, the title of biggest asshole would have to Pace's boss George Bush for continuing to murder thousands in Iraq and Afghanistan."

Mike, 45 from Greenwich Village: "Oh isn't that just like our military leaders, they start illegal wars, kill half a million innocent people, and they call their own troop immoral because of their personal and private preferences."

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