Washington AC DC - (Ass Press): Outed CIA agent Valerie Plame hit out at the White House fiction factory today during her congressional committee deposition and said that CIA operatives had been gagged during the 2000 presidential election from revealing that Laura Bush was the teenage birth mother of gay female crooner KD Lang.
The issue arose because Lang was made bankrupt after being sued by the legal copyright holder of song lyrics that she had blatantly promoted as her own and milked for their royalities.
Plame said the CIA became involved after the lyricist suffered repeated assassination attempts which the FBI traced back to Lang and Laura Bush's secret service minders acting on George Bush Senior's personal orders.
Plame's job at that time consisted of ensuring all senior CIA line managers were singing from the same hymn sheet.
This meant destroying any references to Laura Bush and KD Lang from records of in camera testimony provided by ex-CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames during his treason trial.
A secret KGB mole was suspected of having infiltrated the Bush2/Cheney White House 2000 Dream Thicket and threatened to compromise Justice Department references that had given Bush2 a clean bill of health regarding his cocaine addition.
"Then it all went quite for a while.....Until one day sometime after 9/11 our pest control man asked me casually if I had to carry a cyanide pill as part of my job because Dick Cheney had told him he sure hoped I did."
Plame's first day of deposing before Congress promises to be a curtain raiser for the real hard core stuff, which is excpected next week.