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Topics: Aliens, UFO, Attorneys

Friday, 16 March 2007

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A photograph taken of a fired US Attorneys as it left the office for the last time yesterday.

In a just issued press release the Justice Department claims the eight US Attorneys were fired because they were illegal aliens.

According to the press release the potential US Attorneys were landed by a UFO in Roswell, New Mexico on July 8, 1947. They were then taken by other illegal aliens and placed in suspended animation tanks until they would be activated and infiltrated into our society. Once they became US Attorneys' their duty was to prosecute people who threatened the clandestine operations of illegal aliens and to protect illegal aliens from deportation.

As supporting evidence the Justice Department has placed five episodes of the X-Files for public review in the Library of Congress.

"Now we are finally getting somewhere," said Senator Charles Schumer (Democrat NY). "I spoke to Attorney General Gonzales before the press release was made public. He assured me that I would get the final report as soon as FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully have finished their investigation. Case closed as far as I'm concerned."

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