Hollywood - (Ass Press): A California Southern Baptist pastor has caused a furore by suggesting that not only is poor sperm quality the root of homosexuality but that Suri, the infant daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, may be gay herself.
Reverend Albert Molar Jr has said that a simple course of pre-natal injections can prevent homosexual tendencies from becoming full blown in utero.
He has also told a press conference that "just by looking at a baby's face" he can tell its orientation straight away.
And that many homosexual men pass on their orientation to their sons and daughters "because of poor hygiene practices, inherent genetic mutations and disorders brought about by premature ejaculation syndrome".
Molar has a magazine picture of baby Suri Holmes-Cruise hanging in his office and has been seen by his parishioners to burn a candle nearby while praying purposefully.
There has been no comment from the Holmes/Cruise household.