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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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This TV set has yet to recover

Mesa, Arizona - (Ass Press): Phoenix area viewers of a typical Monday night hard core porn show were said to be shocked, dazed and disgusted when transmission of their featured TV program was suddenly rudely interrupted by former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw presenting 'some dumbass
health show'.

Thousands called the TV station and raged about losing their erections by the sight of Brokaw peddling his uber-wholesome health ideas on how to avoid early-onset male blindness.

"Frickin' sabotage, that's what I call it," complained Dave Rawskin. "The sight of that Brokaw guy gave me a hernia."

A spokesman for ION Media Networks said there was nothing sinister about the event and the company had no policy of deliberately hacking into people's homes to offer advice on impotence-related myopia.

Brokaw's ratings have since rocketed.

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