Karl Rove, "Bush's brain" and "America's Asshole", has finally met the consequences of his innumerable mean deeds that have contributed to the destruction of the United States. Rove has been cast out of his oval office heaven onto the fiery lake reserved for Satan and his rebellious angels.
"America will not recover from the dastardly crimes of this the cruelest of political advisers. He has lied, cheated, sworn, betrayed, blasphemed, stolen, murdered, maimed, and stuck out his tongue on a regular basis!", his mother told our reporter.
In a text message from Lucifer, himself, the Prince of darkness sounded worried: "I've dealt with every tyrant from Caesar to Hitler. I've already got the butcher of Baghdad making me my favorite paper thin veal cutlets! But this fella's got me concerned. I even gave Peter a call about whether that rule in hell, serve in heaven clause might be up for negotiations. . . after all even a devil's got to have some standards!?"