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Wednesday, 14 March 2007

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The thing that truly terrifies Pace, is a 'gay' bomb.

General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.

Apparently Pace would prefer to see only straight people doing immoral things for the war.

Torture - not immoral.

A Homosexual person performing the torture - immoral.

Pace argues, "If we have have gay troops fighting our wars, how long will it be before the enemy uses gays against us. Do we really want gay terrorists in our streets.?"

This means that an estimated 65,000 homosexual troops can come home from wherever they're serving and let the straight people die for their country.

- Tom Taylor

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