In a television interview, former President George Bush's wife Barbara told America that their boys' wholesome upbringing included dinners of sheep testicles.
"They were farm boys through and through," she told The Spoof in a recent interview. "Jeb just couldn't get enough of the 'lamb chops' I served. And Georgie was always stealing food from his plate."
"We taught them to live off the land," she said. "That must be why George Junior was constantly digging for gold in our back yard."
"We are so proud of our kids to take after their father in career pursuits. We never imagined George would be leading a War on Terror."
When The Spoof confronted Barbara Bush with facts disputing the official version of the events of September 11th, she only stated, "Just because George sat there for several minutes doing nothing means nothing. My son had the entire resources of the United States military at his disposal."
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