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Tuesday, 13 March 2007

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"It was horrific" - Ms. Biles

AP-(RuggedHarder) Job applicant Jenny Biles was horrified and dismayed when she applied for a job as Library Assistant at her local community college last week.

"They said I would have to take one of those typing tests for the job. But I had no idea the words they would be asking me for type! It was just unclean and un-Christian."

Biles claims that the 40 words a minute test she was asked to take included the repetition of the word "f*ck", "c*ck", "wh*re" and "b*tch-smacker".

Tourettes Community College representative Peter Lang, had very little comment. "Tourettes is a good school. A fine, damn good school. Damn good!"

"I don't know if knowing those kind of words will help me get the job or not; "Biles went on to say, "... But I really need a job and the State is supposed to have great benefits."

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