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Monday, 12 March 2007

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The former President said his driver and balls were feeling invigorated after their time on the fairway

While vacationing and playing golf at a California country club, former President George H.W. Bush collapsed on the course. He was taken to a hospital, treated, and released.

The former President was playing golf with some Hollywood celebrities when he asked one, Antonella Barba of American Idol fame, what all of the fuss was about on the news lately. At that point, she lifted her skirt, dropped her panties, and showed him her birdie.

As he has been married to Barbara Bush for over fifty years and had not experienced anything so young and healthy in a long time, the former leader of the free world and father of the current president fainted from shock.

Hospital spokesmen denied that he had a stroke.

In a brief statement, the former president said that he enjoyed his time at the country club, even when he was playing in the rough. He said that his driver and balls had never handled better on the fairways and that he felt lucky enough to get a hole in one. He wished he had not been playing with older, weathered clubs and that his shafts had been a little straighter and longer. He added that the greens had been cut short and smooth and were really fast and made it easy to "stay the course."

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