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Sunday, 11 March 2007

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Why Chaney Didn't Testify

Defense Attorney's in the Scooter Libby Trial answered questions as to why V.P.Chaney was not called upon to testify for the defense as Chaney is currently off in the Yukon on a hunting trip with Eskimo Rapper - "Yo Bitch Cook the Fish".

The defense attorney stated: "We received a note from the Vice President, he claimed that the dog ate his evidence"

Blitzkrieg Horsefly (C.N.N.) asked: "And you believe that?"

The attorney replied: "We sent HIM a note telling him to bring the dog with him. We received a note in reply telling us that his Grand Mother Died and he wouldn't be in at all this Week"



Meanwhile in the Yukon... "Yo D.C.-- you whack man"

Chaney: "zzzzzzp Damn!"

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