Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
Senator Kennedy stated: "The planting and harvesting committee will be meeting to figure out what grows around here this time of year"
Senator Harry Reide commented: "My daughter MoonBeam and her old man have volunteered to dig a well. We'll have fresh Water Man!"
Speaker Nancy Pelosi was fined for painting a Flower on President Bush's Limo. The fine was paid by Charley Wrangle who held an impromptu news conference in front of the capitol building. "Hey man, the pigs just busted Nancy man!"
The commune is scheduled for completion as soon as it can be re-districted.