A Dangerous Illegal Dishwasher by the name of Raoul Mendez was apprehended last night by Lou Dobbs and his Malitia of (Give me about a half an hour) men.
Dobbs said: "This Illegal has been terrorizing Restaraunts all over the South West -- this is an outrage!"
Mendez has been known to sneak into Restaurant kitchens at night and wash every pot he could find.
Dobbs carried on to say: "This is an Outrage! What in the World is going on here"
Lou Dobbs Tonight Poll : SHOULD MENDEZ BE CHARGED OR HELD WITHOUT BAIL INDEFINETLY?
Cast your vote at : www.LouDobbs.com/whyismyfrigginspoonsodamneddirty--WAITER!