Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Topics: Restaurants

Friday, 9 March 2007

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Dishwasher Nabbed

A Dangerous Illegal Dishwasher by the name of Raoul Mendez was apprehended last night by Lou Dobbs and his Malitia of (Give me about a half an hour) men.

Dobbs said: "This Illegal has been terrorizing Restaraunts all over the South West -- this is an outrage!"

Mendez has been known to sneak into Restaurant kitchens at night and wash every pot he could find.

Dobbs carried on to say: "This is an Outrage! What in the World is going on here"

Lou Dobbs Tonight Poll : SHOULD MENDEZ BE CHARGED OR HELD WITHOUT BAIL INDEFINETLY?

Cast your vote at : www.LouDobbs.com/whyismyfrigginspoonsodamneddirty--WAITER!

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