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Friday, 9 March 2007

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Antonella - did she suck or did she blow?

Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?

After a squeaky rendition of 'Put your underpants back on' by Corinne Bailey Ray, Antonella was told by judge Randy Jackson,
"You Suck, that's why I'm voting you off Dawg."

Paula Abdul however disagreed, "I think you're wrong, you fucking idiot," she thundered at former singing star Jackson, "I think she blew and that's why I'm kicking her ass off."

Brit Judge, Simon Cowell, was much more complimentary, telling Barba, "I think your oral performance tonight showed promise and I enjoyed you singing that song too."

Although Miss Barba is no longer in the running to win American Idol she has been offered several lucrative pornography deals and in April her breasts will be going on a European tour with Nine Inch Nails.

After her defeat, Miss Barba told Idol presenter, Ryan Seacreast, "Mmmmmph mmmmph ug slurp mmmmmph ug."

Something tells me this is not the last we'll hear of this feisty little slut!

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