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Topics: Larry King

Thursday, 8 March 2007

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Dobbs Arrested Crossing Our Broken Border

CNN Immigration Zealot Lou Dobbs, was taken into custody by Mexican Authorities yesterday as he attempted to skip out on a Towing Bill. Dobbs continues to refuse to acknowledge a Bill in the amount of 700 Dollars he allegedly owes to Mexican Firm "Wet Back Fix a Flat" for a tire change and a tow he received last week.

He was arrested just 20 miles south of the US Border as he attempted to flag down a truck full of illegal migrant farm workers on their way to the US to pick tomatoes

An outraged Dobbs declared: "This is an Outrage!"

President Bush had this to say: "You see Mexico is an entrepreneurial society, an ownership society just as we are. And uhhh, They Love Freedom...and uhhhh"

Dobbs later claimed he was approached by a fellow inmate who reportedly said "Look here we gonna play house"

CNN immediately sent 1000 cartons of Cigarettes to the Mexican Jail where Dobbs is being held.

Lou Dobbs Tonight Poll Should CNN Throw in a Box of Cuban Cigars and a case of Shlitz? Cast your vote at www.loudobbs.com/heeeeeelp!

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