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Wednesday, 7 March 2007

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The mausoleum began taking shape in 2000

Wacko, Texas - (Rioters): Work on the construction of the Bush family mausoleum at Warren Jeff's Wacko site has ground to a halt after Warren Jeffs, the self-styled spiritual head of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Assholes, was indicted on child rape conspiracy charges today.

Prosecutors froze bank accounts totalling over $50 million dollars which had been donated to Jeffs's sicko organization by former Saudi Ambassador to the US Prince Bandar on the condition that they were used solely for the purpose of building a Bush family burial facility in the style of a living fundamentalist shrine.

Jeffs has pleaded no guilty to the charges laid against him and when indicted swore in pulic that powerful forces in the White House would come to speak up for him during any arraingment proceedings.

So far the silence coming out of DC has been deafening.

And now the Department of Homeland Insecurity is asking for a full-scale federal inspection of the mausoleum site after reports that a vast landslide in the area is threatening to swallow up nearby villages and severely damage a military installation which may hold secret weapons stockpiles whose existence the Pentagon has resolutely denied since 1980.

Just how much trouble Jeffs is in is still debateable. But if his mausoleum plans go down the pan he and his organization will be liable for a bank loan debts in excess of $40 million in addition to the 50 year jail sentence that looms for the conspiracy charges.

Rumors that the Reverend Pat Robertson was a bank loan guarantor are as yet unconfirmed.

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