Written by Mark Garrison

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Topics: Army, Military

Wednesday, 7 March 2007

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The United States Military announced today the development of a new type of missile that is aimed at gaining humanitarian ground all over the world.

The new armament is being touted as a sure fire way to help turn the U.S. Military's image of being murderous tyrants into peace loving, helpful people feeders.

Edible Missile Inc. based in the Nevada desert, has just completed testing on a missile that is completely edible.

After the missile explodes, effectively destroying a 250 yard area, all left over parts can then be picked up and safely eaten by any people left living in the region.

These new missiles are available in various ethnic flavors such as Falafel, Spinach with Crude Oil Sauce and Badinjan Muhassa.

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