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Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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Unedited footage of Estrada breaking in a recruit

Hampton, Virginia - (Ass mess): The US Army's training manual has a hybrid form which is used occasionally to combat fatigue, depression and low self-esteem.

According to Staff Sergeant Edmundo Estrada, 35, who is facing a court martial on indecent assault charges, inappropriate relationship with a trainee, and cruelty/maltreatment of subordinates, this is part of the military initiation code to help men become the sort of warriors the Pentagon has always dreamed of having.

Estrada has filed this defence before a court martial hearing which has been told he ordered a recruit to dress in a Superman suit and submit to a variety of innovative sexual techinques in order to lift his mood.

Citing the hybrid training manual, Estrada told a young trainee that military psychologists had developed the technique which "he had used previously to help soldiers with self-confidence issues and to alleviate depression".

The extra-curricular activites continued for some six months before the recruit became suspicious that his drill sergeant might be pulling his leg.

His suspicions finally came to the boil when Estrada suggested video-taping one of the therapy sessions and posting it on the military seciton of YouTube.

An official complaint to the police resulted in Estrada's arrest and arraignment on sexual molestation charges.

A full court martial has been convened for April 17 where over 100 hours of video tape evidence will be considered by the tribunal.

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