Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a bad day for perverts in the Bush Administration as Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is being hailed a superhero following the jury's guilty verdict on Vice President Dick Cheney's mendacious conniving lying slimebag aide Scooter Libby who has been found guilty of perverting the course of justice, lying through his teeth and two counts of perjury.
Libbya is facing 25 years hard labor and a $1 million fine but won't be sentenced until early June. This may be a covert prosecution ploy to see if he will carry out an alleged threat to either sink his former boss Cheney in public or make sure an earlier DC gangland contract is fulfilled.
"It's a win-win situation," a legal source said as medical sources confirmed that the stitches in Dick Cheney's heart-bypass were starting to pop open after the VP heard the news earlier today.
Meanwhile in the West Wing a deeply shaken George W Bush went into secret conclave prayer meeting with the Reverend Pat Robertson and asked for a special message from The Lord to guide him during this troubled time of the inevitable slide to treason charges and the electric chair.
Dick Cheney is 69.