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Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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Dr General 21th Century Fox

Two pitifully failing old timey American institutions have decided to amalgamate to see if they can rescue their futures. The Walter Reed Hospital admits that under Bush it has basically abandoned the US fighting woman and man. The Walter Reade Theaters similarly acknowledges that the crap they have been serving the American people is as neglectful as the military hospitals malpractice.

New CEO of both ventures, Dr General Twenty-First Century Fox announced that his first project will logically be a film about a whistle-blowing film about a military hospital gone bad in which a Hollywood film distribution company gone really bad rescues its failing fortunes with just such an expose'! general Fox explained: Reade between the lines! We are no longer a reed blowing in the wind! We now can reade the handwriting on the walls!

The new hospital/film house will be called the Walter ReadeReed. It will show first run films in the ER, OR and RnR.

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