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Wednesday, 14 March 2007

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Alien Autopsy 2: The Anna Nicole Story

Fort Lauderdale - (DissassoCIAted Press): Ray Santilli is to publish his own autopsy probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith after mass protests of an official cover-up by the Florida authorities about the starlet's mysterious death last month.

The Santilli video is rumored to show that the US military is heavily involved in hushing up any connection to Smith and her alien origins.

The official coroner's findings into her death have been delayed deliberately to give the Pentagon time to think up a plausible cover story.

Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole's birth mother, may have been paid to procreate with an alien life form in order to give birth to her hybrid daughter.

And Howard K Stern is refusing to hand over his own DNA sample because he himself doesn't have any.

That's any human DNA.

Baby Dannielynn's position is now precarious and the Bahamas government has been ordered by the CIA to place a 24 hour watch over her home in case any UFOs are spotted in the vicinity, ready to snatch her away.

A YouTube spokesman said: "Watch This Space".

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