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Monday, 5 March 2007

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Anne Coulter looks really fit after a recent make-over

Washington DC - (Rotters): Ted Haggard's wife Gay has phoned to comfort Senator John Edwards's wife Elizabeth after TV fag-hag-slag Anne Coulter smeared his manhood on her show this weekend.

Coulter had been waiting for nearly a year to kick the Democrats 2008 hopeful in the nuts after being turned down by him for a three-way combo with Dick Cheney's daughter Mary.

Gay Haggard offered to pray for Elizabeth Edwards after her suggestion for the two to meet at a wives' matrimonial recovery group was rebuffed as flaky.

Some Washington sources say Gay Haggard takes comfort from random phone calling of AC DC wives and offers of personal counselling.

Senator Edwards's attorneys are delighted.

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