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Saturday, 3 March 2007

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Russian tart brought her own feather duster and dust

Sunset Boulevard - (Rotters): Domestic staff working for Hollywood movie maker Stephen Spielberg were shocked to find that their employer's Russian tart is an illegal immigrant stolen from a rival Hollywood studio magnate's slave trading pool.

"We thought somethin' was up", said Spielberg's butler Sly Wildebeest, "soon as he hired this foreign-soundin' maid to do the dustin' in the bathroom.

"Twenty years she's been here and no-one sayin' nothin'. Even when she brings her own feather duster and dust with her every day.

"And every time Mrs Spielberg is out she's showin' Mr Spielberg just how well she cleans up in the bedroom.

"Then we see the Feds' mugshots on the TV that put her in the frame as a slave trade illegal. Who'da thought it?"

Spielberg is said to be co-operating with the FBI.

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