Written by writingguy
Print this
Topics: Police, MySpace

Saturday, 3 March 2007

image for Police Use MySpace to Catch Robber, Now Too Addicted To Function

A notorious Little Rock, Ark bank robber is using his MySpace to advertise his crime skills, saying "let me meet more bank tellers so that I can continue my crime spree!!!". The Arkansas police department was assigned to the case, but they didn't get far.

"Well, I figured if I wanted to catch this guy I should probably have a better understanding of the site, so I signed up for an account, and then I realized Bob from forensics had a MySpace and I asked him and that hot detective Tanine to be my friend. Then I spent a few hours working on my layout. And that's pretty much how I became addicted." said officer Mark Greek.

It appears as though this is not an isolated issue. A poll was given with the following question to all 20 police officers involved in the investigation:

How close are you to finding the robber?
A- Close
B - Very Close
C - Not Close at All
D - I honestly don't remember what a robber is

Four answered D, and the other 16 never received the memo because they were busy MySpace blogging.

"I hope we find the guy I guess, but not before I add him as a friend!"

Make writingguy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 plus 1?

1 4 7 22
38 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more