Thursday afternoon the Humbled Ornate Masculine Organization (HOMO) made a press release stating Hershey's Nutrageous as the offical candy bar of the gays.
"We gays just love peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate," said Brent Marshall, president of HOMO. "it has absolutely nothing to do with the nuts. Nothing whatsoever. So many nuts. Those tasty, tasty nuts. Ok maybe a little bit."
HOMO came into contact with the Hershey's corporation Thursday morning, and provided them with an official candy bar of the gays banner to place on the Nutrageous packaging. Hershey's only comment was that "that's not necessary." HOMO contacted them again, and Hershey's replied "Reeallly not necessary!". And a third time, "Maybe you didn't understand. We're not like that. Back off."
"I don't know what their problem is," said Marshall, "all we said was that we wanted to see if we could get a tour of their nut factory, maybe even get our hands on some of the nuts. I'm confused."
As the President of the leading gay organization in america, no Mr. Marshall, you're obviously not confused.