A group announced Thursday that effects of global warming are beginning to be seen in the hunting of the Inuits.
"I am constantly encountering horrible muddy conditions when hunting in previously cold territory." says Joe Randall, an Inuit hunter.
"It's becoming tougher and tougher to be a hunter with this global warming."
American hunters didn't quite understand the message.
A group of 300 NRA supporters from El Ranchero, Oklahoma met together on Al Gore's lawn to demand by megaphone "to make Global Warming stop."
"Don't think you can get away with this one Mr Vice President, all 300 of us have watched the Inconvienient Truth trailer, we know the real story!" announced Bob Eubanks, an Oklahoman hunter.
Policeman Albert Hays tells a different story.
"When announced to them that it wasn't only Al Gore that invented global warming, and that it was actually all of us, they responded, 'All of you liberals!'" said Hays.
"Everything was all fine and dandy when you were just inventing the Internet and such, but making the whole world get all hot, that's just crossing the line. This is totally affecting our hunting, heck, I felt hot in my jacket just this morning. Plus, all of the fish I pull out of the water are sweaty!" said Eubanks.
"Make the Global Warming stop or I'm gonna shoot YOU in the vice-presidents!"
Al Gore, taking advantage of this situation, used his exceptionally bad timing to stand up in front of the crowd, dodge all of the numerous bullets shot at him, and announce his candidacy for President of the United States.
When asked for comment Al Gore said, "These are the people who will be murdered first under my Presidency. If you're cool with that then Vote Gore."