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Thursday, 1 March 2007

image for Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth
An American pretending to read yesterday

Idol - *noun* - an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship (as defined by the Oxford English dictionary).
Those darned yanks still don't seem to have got it, do they?

American Idol, a classic British made programme which stood for integrity and decency, has been turned into a tawdry smut-fest by those porn obsessed yanks.

The series was originally developed to give a voice and air space to young talent but sadly it has been turned into nothing more than squalid and obscene salaciousness by an American public more obsessed with boobs than books.

Porn actress, Antonella Barba, is likely to win the competetion purely based on the mucky, filth driven photo-shoot which shows her debasing herself in several sordid and gymnastic sexual positions.

Many Americans are not even aware that 'American Idol' is a singing competition.

One cross-eyed, sub-normal red-neck that we interviewed, totally at random, told us, "Yuck...Yuck...Yuck...I likes that Antonella.. she sure is purdy, I likes her boobies."
When we asked this poor, retarded fuckwit if he liked her singing, he replied, "She can sing? She sure is purdy....I likes her boobies."

Tragically, it is evident that America is not ready for shows which have an element of culture built into them, the ordinary American joe is more suited to munching on a chicken drumstick whilst immersed in Starsky and Hutch and scratching his behind with the remote.

Of course, this reporter is not suggesting for a moment that the American people have no culture, indeed they have given the world Burgerking, Kentucky Fried Chicken, plastic dog shit and Britney Spears.

One cannot help thinking, however, that the years of chronic inbreeding have resulted in a disintegration of any urbanity or sophistication which they may once have had.

God help us if they get their hands on Chaucer, Joyce or, heaven forfend, Shakespeare! This reporter believes that literature of this calibre in the hands of the Yanks would be akin to giving a baboon an Armalite....... although that may very well be in the Constitution somewhere!

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