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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

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In a surprising and fantastic swing of events prostitution or the exchange of money for sex was legalized in 46 of the United States, excluding, Maine, Arizona, Wisconson, and Alaska. Alaska ironically led the country in lonely people and suicides due to depression, which a little tenderness, love and care would have alleviated.

States such as Mississippi, Alabama, Missouri, Texas, New Mexico, Idaho, and Iowa that were expected to unanimously reject proposal to legalize prostitution, however apparently political pundits were proved wrong as most southern states welcomed hookers with open arms.

When asked for comments most whores simply responded with a less than enthusiastic, "I miss my daddy."

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