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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

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But can they find a vault big enough to house Virgie?

Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Howard K Stern have won the right to bury Anna Nicole Smith's mother in a Fort Lauderdale courthouse after Judge Sidlin overwhelmingly sidled with the original ruling for the former stripper's burial to take place in the Bahamas.

"I blame it on them hormone pills that Virgie's takin' ", said Stern as Ms Arthur was led away to the restroom to adjust her lactating bosoms that had gone into overdrive at the prospect of breastfeeding baby Dannielynn in the privacy and comfort of her Texas home.

Judge Seidlin remained adamant that any further delay of the funeral was unlikely to boost his TV ratings after Faux News made him an offer of his own Saturday morning show.

"Besides, I've just reserved my front row seat at the Nassau Cathedral for the funeral service. Same camera crew that did Ronald Reagan and Gerry Ford. Be there!"

But Virgie Arthur is determined to lodge yet another appeal having failed to convince the court that only she can save baby Dannielynn from her mother's dire fate.

Yesterdashe was reported to have announced that Anna Nicole may not have needed those humunguous size 44DD stonkers had she, her Mom, breastfed her just that wee bit longer.

Howard K Stern is 40.

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