Written by Buck E Filbert
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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

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The Happiest Man On the Planet

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

Insiders say Al was at the Vanity Fair Gala following the award presentation Sunday night when he ran into Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Being that Al is more accustomed to the, Capitol Hill women, with their conservative dress and Vassar attitudes he was immediately smitten with Paris and Lindsay. They are party girls that just wanna have fun.

Al's probably been missing this intoxicating drink all his life.

Paris and Lindsay are no dummies, they jumped aboard Al's shooting star, flirting, being teases, they invited Al to an after party, he accepted and the rest is bound to go into the annals of Hollywood legend.

Leaving the Vanity Fair party witnesses heard Al shouting out the window of Paris's Escalade as it screeched off to the party, "to hell with green house gasses burn rubber baby."

Reports have been coming in from all over town about sightings of the trio cutting a drunken swath through the elite Hollywood party scene. They just seem to be raising hell and partying their asses off.

In one account Paris and Lindsay were fawning all over Al, nuzzling his neck with their hands doing God knows what under the table. Al was howling at the moon like a werewolf.

"More power to em. I hope he runs for President. How often does Al Gore get a Academy Award or really get to let his hair down?", Asked one well tipped bartender.

When Al Gore's assistant was contacted we were informed Al was taking a couple of days off to celebrate his victory but assured us we'd be the first to get an interview when he's back from hiatus.

Congratulations Mr Gore from all the people at The Spoof, An Inconvientent Truth, was brilliant, we need conscientious politicians now more than ever.

Maybe you can be the first one.

After your fling with the party gals and you sleep it off you should announce your bid to run for the Presidency again.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 27 2007

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