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Monday, 26 February 2007

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"Bwahhhh! Virgie Arthur's lactating!"

Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): Virgie Arthur has appealed Judge Seidlin's ruling about the burial of her daughter Anna Nicole Smith saying that she now wants her stuffed and put in a glass display box at her home town in Texas.

"That way folks could always see her as she was, lookin' her best. And at a hundred bux a look it might just cover my legal expenses and all. Cos' I ain't a rich woman, at least not just yet."

And in a separate legal move Virgie Arthur has asked to include her doctor's testimony that she is taking a hormone supplement to induce lactation and personally begin breastfeeding her grand-daughter Dannielynn.

"That's just the most wholesome thing a woman can do for her grandchild. Maybe if I'd breastfed Anna Nicole just a little bit longer she wouldn't have needed those implants!"

Judge Larry Seidlin's reaction to a lactating Ms Arthur was not recorded.

But witnesses who saw Howard K Stern in the courtroom this morning say he had to be rushed to the bathroom after coming over all queer with a suspected case of sudden projectile vomiting.

The case continues.

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