Bahamas - (ReUterus): Pop star Madonna is filing an official request to formally adopt Anna Nicole's daughter after hearing that the baby's grandmother Virgie Arthur may be the only blonde female role model in little Dannielynn's life.
"That would be a disaster", said her spokesman. "Growing up surrounded by all that slobbery fat and knowing that your Grandma was responsible for needless cruelty to your mother's decomposing corpse - Yuck! I'd call that cruel and unusual."
But the legal move is being resisted fiercely by the posse of men who all claim paternity of the baby, including Judge Larry Seidlin who joined the other wannabe fathers this weekend after a substantial movie deal was offered by the Hollywood studios responsible for Damien Omen II.
A formal petition is expected to be lodged in the court today as Madonna flies in for a press conference.