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Topics: New York, Congress

Sunday, 25 February 2007

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Dateline New York City - In a bizarre twist the recent uproar of the Indian Hindu population of the Great State of New York, Hillary Ratum Clinton proposed legislation today, which requires that all Rat Worshipers, whom wish to adopt the furry little rodents, must gather up the beasts so they can be made honorary members of the Democratic Party.

The rodents, recently made famous at the Kentucky Fried Cockroach A.K.A. Taco Smell, will serve the Democratic Party, as house pages and dress cleaning (refer to the MONICA Story from years past HELLO!).

Opponents to the bill argue that the house is currently Already being over run by the majority and no more rats (dirty or not) should be allowed to serve in the House.

House speaker Nancy Peloski was over heard as suggesting that several of the furry ones be let loose on Air Force One, as a reminder to the President that no matter where he goes, some RAT will always be at his side, gathering up scraps and defecating said out for all to see, and hear.

Meanwhile, in New York, Humbar Obregian, was arrested smuggling a pregnant rat out of the KFC / TB where he was employed by Rats Be Gone Co to capture the beasts for further training in CHAD nibbling.

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